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m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging

too-precious-for-this-w0rld:

fourscarvesofgallifrey:

A LITTLE BIT OF GABRIEL’S ALL I NEED

A LITTLE BIT OF CAS IS ALRIGHT WITH ME

A LITTLE BIT OF DEAN TO MAKE ME SMILE

A LITTLE BIT OF CROWLEY I’LL STAY A WHILE

-musical interlude

A LITTLE BIT OF SAM TO MAKE ME GRIN

A LITTLE BIT OF LUCI I WANT TO KILL HIM

A LITTLE BIT OF BALTHY TO BE INSANE

I THINK SUPERNATURAL IS SCREWING UP MY BRAIN

you sang along didn’t you

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hamburgay:

Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis

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amateurcatalyst:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn

depending on the level of decay, you can use heavy-duty cleaning products (like kerosene) on them and they might just dissolve.
also, aim for the legs whenever possible. a crawling zombie dragging itself by its arms is an easier and more defenseless target than a walking zombie.
use comfortable shoes that allow for a lot of walking and moderate feet protection. don’t fight zombies in high heels, you ain’t ada wong.
if you live in a country where weapons are highly regulated and forbidden to most citizens (like me), you can still use arrows as long-range weapons. making a makeshift bow and quiver of arrows is easier than having to deal with hand-to-hand zombie combat the whole time (it also allows for the “aim for the legs” deal and is less noisy than a gun). also, there’s that plus of looking badass. the downside is that it’s a bit of a slower weapon than a gun, but it’s not like you have many options.
always keep a medical provision with you at all times. you never know when a zombie outbreak happens. you also never know when you’ll get a headache or a bad case of menstrual cramps mid-apocalypse.
don’t fret if you have to put down your dog (or cat) if it gets infected (it most likely will, considering it’ll try to defend you and itself). it’s better for it to die quickly in your hands than to suffer until it becomes part of the undead army.
trust the police and military forces whenever possible. they’re trained for that sort of incident. it’s not like in the movies where the authority figures are staggeringly incompetent, ok? unless they’re zombified. then… welp, we’re all screwed.
and as a last resort: if you’re surrounded by huge hordes of zombies and don’t have enough stamina to fight them off… use explosives (fireworks, for example; you’ll have a lighter with you anyways). if you’re going down, do it in the most efficient manner you can, by taking down as many zombies as possible in a fairly broad radius. it’s not a glamorous way to go, indeed, but it can save a lot of time to whoever else these zombies would be attacking instead. i know it’s too reminiscent of suicide bombing terrorists, but hey, if you want to ensure the survival of humanity, it means you’ll need to play dirty.
poisons are useless to the undead, but they can do wonders to the infected, deranged or revengeful living. if you’re more into self-preservation than into self-sacrifice, you know what to do.
you will starve and be thirsty. that’s an undeniable fact. but please, for the love of everything that’s holy with this world, DON’T EAT HUMAN MEAT. trust me, chances are the guy you found dead is probably a zombie or someone who was poisoned by someone else because of reasons. and killing someone else just for eating them is out of question. you’ll need that person to help you survive, eating them would just prove to be a hindrance on the long run.
DON’T HAVE SEX. I REPEAT, DON’T HAVE SEX. it’s an unnecessary expenditure of energy and the person might be infected. who knows if the zombie virus is also a STD?

tsami:

Does anyone else have one of those fandoms that is all over your dash but aren’t in so you’ve just resigned yourself to the fact that someday you’re going to have to read/ watch it to understand what is going on

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Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

butts-with-bro-shades:

mitunas-wife:

hellfirehotchkiss:

sheltymops:

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN).

CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).

ARIEL (1890’S)

BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).

CLARIE HUMMEL

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)

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chelseatries:

theartofknightjj:

beeftony:

correspondingpieces:

agenttobias:

cassassafrass:

no one twerks like gaston

makes it work like gaston

no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston

He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,

My, he so fly, dat Gaston

#beauty and the beast 2013: the streets

I am SO sorry..

Those cackles came from the deepest part of my diaphragm.

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